Shower Test
Today, I received an extremely funny forwarded email from a friend (let’s call the friend Ah Peng). According to the mail that Ah Peng forwarded, a person’s character can be judged when the person takes a shower. Below would be the question asked in that test:
When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?
A. Chest B. Face C. Armpits D. Hair
E. Private F. Shoulders G. Others
Firstly, what happens if there is no shower in my house? Would that mean that I do not have character? What if I still use the ancient way of using the ‘Timpa’ (Pail) to fetch water from the ‘Chooi Tee’ (Water trough)? Does that mean that I’m strong in character as the water from the pail is much more than the water that sprinkles out from the shower?
And apparently, if you wash different part of your body first, your character is very much different as can be seen from the answers below:
A. Chest: You are a practical person
B. Face: Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it.
C. Armpits: You are a dependable and hard working person.
E. Private Shy type.
F. Shoulder: A born loser.
G. Others: You are a very average person.
Whoa…I’ve heard of palmistry but knowing that you are hardworking and dependable if you wash you armpits??? And you’re shy if you wash those parts that hardly see sunlight first??? Muahaha...the soothsaying damn good hor!!!
What about if you hit the shower after you have had a good dump? I’m sure that the first thing you would wanna do is to ‘cheh-bok’ (wash your buttocks). It’s not in the selection of parts that I wash first. How do I define my character then? What about Others? Does it take into context the people that do not shower? I'm sure their character analysis would include "Do not have many friends due to extremely bad BO and personal hygiene".
Personally, when I get into the shower, the first thing that I do when I turn on the shower is to stand about a meter away from it. I'll run the water through my fingers first to check the temperature. Just like a cat, I hate the feel of cold water raining down my skin. Neither do I want to feel like a double boiled chicken when extremely hot water scald my body (you'll never know when the water heater is going to go hay-wire on you). By washing my fingers/hands first, I can jolly well tell my character...I'm a level headed logical person who wants to have a good bath by getting the temperature right. Easy!
Sigh...the stuff you get from the Internet.
When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?
A. Chest B. Face C. Armpits D. Hair
E. Private F. Shoulders G. Others
Firstly, what happens if there is no shower in my house? Would that mean that I do not have character? What if I still use the ancient way of using the ‘Timpa’ (Pail) to fetch water from the ‘Chooi Tee’ (Water trough)? Does that mean that I’m strong in character as the water from the pail is much more than the water that sprinkles out from the shower?
And apparently, if you wash different part of your body first, your character is very much different as can be seen from the answers below:
A. Chest: You are a practical person
B. Face: Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it.
C. Armpits: You are a dependable and hard working person.
E. Private Shy type.
F. Shoulder: A born loser.
G. Others: You are a very average person.
Whoa…I’ve heard of palmistry but knowing that you are hardworking and dependable if you wash you armpits??? And you’re shy if you wash those parts that hardly see sunlight first??? Muahaha...the soothsaying damn good hor!!!
What about if you hit the shower after you have had a good dump? I’m sure that the first thing you would wanna do is to ‘cheh-bok’ (wash your buttocks). It’s not in the selection of parts that I wash first. How do I define my character then? What about Others? Does it take into context the people that do not shower? I'm sure their character analysis would include "Do not have many friends due to extremely bad BO and personal hygiene".
Personally, when I get into the shower, the first thing that I do when I turn on the shower is to stand about a meter away from it. I'll run the water through my fingers first to check the temperature. Just like a cat, I hate the feel of cold water raining down my skin. Neither do I want to feel like a double boiled chicken when extremely hot water scald my body (you'll never know when the water heater is going to go hay-wire on you). By washing my fingers/hands first, I can jolly well tell my character...I'm a level headed logical person who wants to have a good bath by getting the temperature right. Easy!
Sigh...the stuff you get from the Internet.
posted by vin at 11:15 AM
2 Comments:
Aiyor...i hope you are not indirectly saying that your friend who FORWARDED ( I repeat FORWARED ie not something she self CREATED.)is stupid to FORWARD you such a stupid thing....
hahhaa...nolar, i have something against the one who came up with the test. I find that person really blur. Should really thank Ah Peng for really making our day...everyday...for making us laugh so hard
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