Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Feedbacks.

I decided to send out the links of my blogs to people near and dear to me. Almost immediately, I had feedbacks! Don't be fooled by the 6 comments written below the first post. The number of IMs over MSN and yahoo were easily more than that.
The best (and most blunt) comment I had was "Chiak Par Eng ar siah blog?" Which after going through the powderful translation of Engrish, literally meant "Nothing to do until you need to blog is it?"
The constant comment I had was that these people, (whom I call my friends) actually are asking me to write about my steamy sex life. Gosh! They way they say it makes sex sounds like some kind of food..."Excuse me, one plate of steamy sex to go with my fried rice". Jeeze, there're many more things in life to talk about other than sex. For example, we can talk about the decline of morality in our society or even the birds and the bees for that matter ;)
With such thoughts coming from young adults these days (tsk tsk), no wonder Ripley is making a fortune. Here are some of the most offensive world record coming from the Ripley's vault that you'll never see Dean Cain introducing them in his show.
I warn you...it could be offensive. Don't blame me if it spoils your appetite...

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and Consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York, contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'C*nt Pump'. (Try to beat that Reebok!)

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph. (Somebody give this man an Olympic medal)

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yucks..ueeeek....
I havent taken my breakfast yet u know...sigh...

8:36 AM  
Blogger Shannon said...

the drinking of semen ? but do you believe it happens in malaysia too ? i hear one gal go to a mamak and she pisses off the poeple working at the mamak, so they decided to put their semen in the drink she ordered....yucks.... !!!!

8:42 AM  
Blogger william wilstroth said...

Gross... Gross... Gross... but it sells...

11:19 AM  
Blogger vin said...

sorry lar...told you it's offensive. never mind, you can regurgitate your breakfast ;) as for the mamak, sad case...do you know where it is? I'd like to bring my enemy there and pakat with the mamak. hehe

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sigh..... - another one of those, life-is-a-journey-and-not-a-destination-blog.

We have seen enough self-pity and so-called revolutionary life-changing outlook ....

5:57 AM  
Blogger CosmoBlogger said...

anonymous: well, if you can't handle what you are reading, then don't bother...

12:03 PM  
Blogger vin said...

thanks for standing up for me jas, anonymous: everyone is entitled to their two cents worth...but for your case, i'll give you 5 cents to just leave this site and read some other blogs.

12:25 AM  

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